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2. What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor? the guy falling from the first goes splat then "Aaaaaaaargh!" and the one from the 17th goes, "Aaaaaaargh!" then splat


lmao one of the best i read so far

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Yo momma the first person that kissed Demon.
Spoiler >

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Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop

Mr Owl: 1, 2, 3...IT'S OVER 9000!111111111111111

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Did you know that a average penis is 3 times larger than our thumb?      
Did you know women have less breath than men?
While women have ended read this, men are still seeing the size of their thumbs.

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Congratulations !

You have reached the last page on the Internet. We hope that you have enjoyed surfing the Web.

Now there is really nothing more to see. You can safely turn off your computer, and come back to life.

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LenZ has written
Congratulations !

You have reached the last page on the Internet. We hope that you have enjoyed surfing the Web.

Now there is really nothing more to see. You can safely turn off your computer, and come back to life.



what a joke
so i am going to make a website to make more to explore

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There are 10 kinds of people!
Those who can read binary, and those
who cannot!

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Chuck Norris can keep his eyes wide open against a hair drier.
edited 1×, last 27.08.09 09:25:14 pm

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Did you know that Chuck Norris can swim without water?
Did you know that Chuck Norris can breath without air?
Did you know that Chuck Norris can eat without mouth?
Did you know that Chuck Norris can walk without his legs?
Did you know that Chuck Norris is smarter than A. Einstein?
Did you know that Chuck Norris can shoot without weapon?
Did you know that when nuclear missile shoot C. Norris he don't die, hes just become stronger?
Did you know that all those jokes about Chuck Norris are fake?

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playa slaya
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if you shoot chuck norris you die 1,000,000 times
he dies -1,000,000 times

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Vibhor
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If you shoot chuck norris (which you cant) the bullet will stop and shoot itself

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playa slaya
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Chuck Norris has written
Stop making jokes about me or i will go chuck norris on your sorry asses!


ok, chuck please forgive us
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